I know that the current outbreak of Foot & Mouth Disease here in the UK is very serious but in any such event, someone somewhere comes up with some humour. I therefore reproduce below an e-mail that came to me a few days ago.
In at number 10.-
I Just Died In Your Farms Tonight - Cutting Crew
9. I Dismember Ewe - Frank Ifield
8. (Hey Ewe) Go Up In A Cloud - The Rolling Stones
7. (White) Spirit In The Sty - Doctor and the Medics
6. I Just Culled To Say I love Ewe - Lionel Richie
5. Cull-Is-Entire - Wings
4. Come On Bambi Light My Pyre - The Doors
3. Smoke On The Slaughter - Deep Purple
2. When Wool I See Ewe Again - 3 Degrees
And this weeks smokin' number one :-
1. - Great Bulls Of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis...